Drunk

Posted by: Blue

Last night was a flurry of drunks.  Not unlike most other weekends.

Drunk # 1:

• Wandering in traffic
• Kept answering "That's right" to questions like: "What's your address?"
• Wearing his shirt around his neck like a scarf

Drunk # 2:

• Call info: intox. male, c/b (concious/breathing), passed-out at party.... (if he's passed out, he's not concious...?)
• No one in the house knew who he was.
• Couldn't stand on his own feet
• Had a huge 6" x 6" scar from previous brain surgery

Drunk # 3: 

• On a tear for his bachelor party but his friends had ditched him
• Almost naked when we found him (underwear hanging halfway down his arse)
• Kept asking me if I played hockey and then telling me I was a waste of tall when I told him I didn't

Drunk # 4:

• Found while we were trying to find a place for Drunk # 3 to sober-up
• Was trying to drink out of his cell phone when I told him to call a friend to pick him up
• Went from not being able to walk down stairs under his own power to explaining technical details about flying F-18 fighter jets within 25 minutes
• His friends had also ditched him