My partner and I are both classified as Shit-Magnets on our shift (Definition courtesy of Raindog).
We find: fires, drunks, warrants, fights, assaults, missing persons who we are not assigned to look for, drugs, weapons, break & enters in progress, drivers without licenses, unregistered vehicles and anything else you could care to name.
It is to the point where if I am driving and say "Hey, look at this...", my partner will intentionally look the exact opposite direction and say "Where!? I don't see a thing! You'd better keep driving!" I of course reciprocate when the tables turn.
But we always cave, turn off the blinders, and pinch the dum-dum.
He says I care too much about doing a good job, and tells me "That's why you're gonna be a good cop. You'll be a good cop, but I'll be a happy cop."
He doesn't like to admit that he cares just as much.