Last night was a flurry of drunks. Not unlike most other weekends.
Drunk # 1:
- Wandering in traffic
- Kept answering "That's right" to questions like: "What's your address?"
- Wearing his shirt around his neck like a scarf
Drunk # 2:
- Call info: intox. male, c/b (concious/breathing), passed-out at party.... (if he's passed out, he's not concious...?)
- No one in the house knew who he was.
- Couldn't stand on his own feet
- Had a huge 6" x 6" scar from previous brain surgery
Drunk # 3:
- On a tear for his bachelor party but his friends had ditched him
- Almost naked when we found him (underwear hanging halfway down his arse)
- Kept asking me if I played hockey and then telling me I was a waste of tall when I told him I didn't
Drunk # 4:
- Found while we were trying to find a place for Drunk # 3 to sober-up
- Was trying to drink out of his cell phone when I told him to call a friend to pick him up
- Went from not being able to walk down stairs under his own power to explaining technical details about flying F-18 fighter jets within 25 minutes
- His friends had also ditched him