Posted by: Blue
Last night, on an Impaired Driving arrest (the worst possible type of call and arrest in terms of paperwork and B.S.), our guy tried to sprint when we opened the cruiser car door at the station. We watched him take 2 steps and then bail in the gravel, likely because he only had one shoe on (he had lost the other trying to jump a fence running from K9). The turf surf was pretty harsh, 'cause he was cuffed behind the back per policy.
Nothing to break his fall but his face.
Sometimes, Karma does the ass-kicking for us.