Posted by: Blue
The bi-polar patient we picked up two nights ago was in his manic stage.
He told my partner we had to kill Gretzky.
He also told the nurse he was going to climb down his v-neck, crawl up his crack and come out behind him to straighten-out his spine.
Then he threatened to rip my partner's head off with his bare hands and kick it around like a soccer ball.
It took 3 doses of Valium to put him out.